Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Hamster Alert

Jack is MIA. Someone left his cage open and he's been gone for over a week now. I think we're on a Search and Recovery mission versus a Search and Rescue. Mary Claire asked me this morning if we could put some water out for him, and I gently explained that Jack probably wasn't alive anymore. She bawled hysterically and was inconsolable. What the hell kind of mother am I?! Couldn't I have just put the damn water bottle out?!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my God! This thing was on the loose when I was there??? I could have stepped on him, slept with him, even showered with him and you did not warn me that this could happen. Shit, Shit, Shit - what if he came home in my suitcase, and IS STILL IN THERE????!!!

Put the damn water dish out - I'll sleep better.

Much Love, as always.

Katrina said...

I love you! You make me laugh out loud! If he's in your suitcase, you'll never find him in all those damn clothes you brought for ONE NIGHT!!